i would like you to all know that I have created a new collection of ducks...my stolen duck has still not turned up yet....

he has been missing for so long, and i am very sad he was my favorite, first duck, and no but this may surprise you,i did NOT make out with him, i named him Sqeak, yup. I am going to make a flyer, now I want anyone who has seen my duck anywhere to get my personals and SEND HIM TO ME, i refuse to stop looking if it takes my whole life, and so far i have found.....duck feet! and sometimes on warm nights i hear distant quacks, my little rubber duckie is haunting me...do u kno why i love ducks so much? well my duck came to me at a bad time in my life. i was very lonely and sucidal and always on the verge of tears ready to slice my veins open, then i saw the cutest little thing in the world, i tiny little rubber duckie!....i guess i shouldnt be writing if i dont have to if anyone is interested in hearing the REAL duck story and not BLAISES...by the way Blaise, i havent read all threads but most of them...grrrr...then tell me you want me to write more
quuuuaaack

~sam the lonely duck~