What REALLY happens when you die!

[John Prophet]

When everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven, God comes and says, "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the other line for the men that were dominated by their women.

> Also, I want all the women to go with St. Peter."

> With that said and done, the next time God looked, the women are gone and there are two lines. The line of the men that were dominated by their women was 100 miles long, and in the line of men that dominated their women, there was only one man.

> God said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons that stood up and made me proud. Learn from him!

Tell them my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?"

> And the man replied, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here."


Hehe, JP

[Creatures]

lol!

good one



Creatures

[ClubMed]

According to the Egyptian Pharaohs, Pta and Pater, co exponentially converging powers erase the negation theory of the ancient theories causing the deity if you or perhaps divine Oneness or Golden Table to modify a constant along the lines of the Euphrates ergo therefore the divinity of monotheistic faith. For if we turn an A upside down and remove the thingy in the middle it would be V, hence nothing is as it seems. This is the truth } Would be IC's response.

I'll just say 'good one'

[Uncle Bob]

[RedFury]

ClubMed! That's classic!

[sao95]

lmao )

[super gerbil]