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Old 10-21-2003, 08:52 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Up in Heaven, Alexander the Great, Frederick the Great, and Napoleon are looking down on events in Iraq.

Alexander says, "You know, if I had just one of Bush's armored divisions, I would have conquered India."

Frederick the Great says, "And if I had just one squadron of Bush's air force, I'd have won the Seven Years War in a couple of weeks."

Napoleon says, "And if I only had Fox News, no one would ever have known I lost the Russia campaign."
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Fantastic..
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TOO FUNNY!
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Old 10-21-2003, 03:46 PM   #10 (permalink)
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that's a good one!

so sad, but true!

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