Where is Elvis?

Yes, where indeed? After the quick one-liner.

[JacobM5727]

elvis is in my magic sack

Strummin' is Geetaar, I bet!!

[SEALTEAMTHREE]

Nah, he lives in the second story at Graceland. Thats why they don't let you go upstairs. At least thats what most hard-core Elvis fans say.

[SPEEDO]

I think Mega found him and is hiding him somewhere!

SPEEDO

[Toadman]

Err... final stages of organic decomposition? 1977 casket-dust in Graceland?

..oops.. shocking reality check

[Agent_Embryo]

Elvis was last seen by Usama when he uttered: "You can do anything but lay off of my red, white and blue sued shoes!" (Attempt at a joke, please don't hesitate to let me know if it's no appropriate.)

[JacobM5727]

lately i have seen alot of people being very catious about saying things that may be offensive, i assume its because there have been a few dumb things said by some people recently

but i think its no reason for everyone to become a bunch of pansies
nice joke thing there agent

Oh, I think the dude'll surface sooner or later!!