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Another joke from the same source
Rabbi Saltzman was meeting with three of the older members of the congregation.
He said, "As you gentlemen are of goodly years, you may have given some thought to the words you would like to be said of you at your funeral, which (olav ha-sholem), may yet be many years away, but still... Mr. Shapiro?"
"Well, Rabbi, as you know, I’ve been a teacher and a scholar for many years, and I’d like it to be said of me that I added to the intellectual life of the community, and perhaps even of the world."
"Very thoughtful, Mr. Shapiro. Mr. Goldbaum?"
"Well, Rabbi, I’ve always believed that it was important to be a servant of G-d (baruch ha-shem), and so I’d like my service as President of the Synagogue and as a major contributor to the Building Fund to be mentioned."
"Ah, of course, Mr. Goldbaum. And you, Mr. Samuels?"
"'Look! That man is moving!'"
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