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Old 10-11-2003, 03:06 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Talk Another joke from the same source

Rabbi Saltzman was meeting with three of the older members of the congregation.

He said, "As you gentlemen are of goodly years, you may have given some thought to the words you would like to be said of you at your funeral, which (olav ha-sholem), may yet be many years away, but still... Mr. Shapiro?"

"Well, Rabbi, as you know, I’ve been a teacher and a scholar for many years, and I’d like it to be said of me that I added to the intellectual life of the community, and perhaps even of the world."

"Very thoughtful, Mr. Shapiro. Mr. Goldbaum?"

"Well, Rabbi, I’ve always believed that it was important to be a servant of G-d (baruch ha-shem), and so I’d like my service as President of the Synagogue and as a major contributor to the Building Fund to be mentioned."

"Ah, of course, Mr. Goldbaum. And you, Mr. Samuels?"

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Old 10-11-2003, 03:12 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 10-11-2003, 08:34 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I understood the joke, but to be honest the humor eludes me.
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Old 10-12-2003, 12:38 AM   #4 (permalink)
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well,with a little imagination and picturing the scene..it is pretty funny.

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then again...what did the hebrew have to do with it, I dont get that part

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I pictured it , a beter visual joke perhaps?
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Old 10-12-2003, 03:04 PM   #7 (permalink)
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then again...what did the hebrew have to do with it, I dont get that part
The first means something like "may he rest in peace", spoken after mentioning the name of a dead person (and therefore misused by me, but I'm out of practice); the second means "blessed be His name", said after speaking of G-d.

As Pooh-Bah said, "Merely corroborative detail to lend artistic verisimilitude to an otherwise bald and unconvincing narrative."

As someone else said, it really does make a joke funnier if you analyze it to death.
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