Who would win?

[Gait_Keeper]

someone at work, got everyone worked up with this;

who would win a fight between a lion and a tiger?

( I take it for granted two adult males in their prime )

[Optimus Prime]

Lion, simply because it is the British national animal .

[tony_j15]

Neither. They would work togather to maul everyone watching the fight, then go to the pub for a few drinks.

[RedFury]

Tiger, hands down. Lions are pack hunters and require help to take their prey ( not necessarily directly )

Tigers hunt by themselves. Tigger got skillz.

[Knothead]

Hmmm...Male lions don't hunt, they just laze around while the female lions do the hunting, and all they do is think about making little lions, what a life so....

I imagine the scenario would go about like this:

Tiger: "Man, you been paddin' around here, and sayin' some things you shouldn't be sayin', man..."

Lion: "Yeah, that's right, I said some things....and I'll say 'em again, too..."

Tiger: "Yeah, a'ight, well, we'll be waitin' on ya on the veldt....hope you got ya stuff, ya know, because we are most dis-PLEEEZED with you...."

Lion: "Yeah, well, I'll be sending my beeyatches along to take care of your action, and I hope you got your hospital insurance all paid up...."

Tiger: "WHAT? Look man, this is between you and, uh, US, ya know?"

Lion: That's right, and my beeyatches will be along most presently. Getcha gear in order, and I will call the ambulance to collect your sorry selves..."

Tiger: "WHOA! Okay, guys, let's go mess with some Zebras, or some such...I don't feature messin' with no FEMALES, a'ight?"

So the fight never happens.

[shahani]

Knot, I will not even attempt to say I understand you post.

But I will speak with you tomorrow sometime. Keep the cell on.

[Knothead]

[shahani]

to you too.

[Knothead]

[Gait_Keeper]

Originally posted by Knothead
Hmmm...Male lions don't hunt, they just laze around while the female lions do the hunting, and all they do is think about making little lions, what a life so....