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10-09-2003, 11:59 PM
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Got An Other Joke In My E-Mail
A pompous minister was seated next to a cowboy on a cross country flight. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The cowboy asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the minister if he'd also like a drink. He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a brazen whore then let liquor touch
my lips!" The cowboy then handed his drink back to the flight attendant and said, "I didn't know we had a choice!"
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10-10-2003, 12:03 AM
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LOL!! 
Wonder if the cowboy was cowboybooter? 
He's on a trip soon, I think. 
Chers
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10-10-2003, 12:21 AM
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I hope that pastor was on the way on vacation cause he NEEDS it  lol
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10-10-2003, 12:49 AM
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| Ok if you say so.
I feel a little dense. I don't understand your comments. 
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10-10-2003, 01:57 AM
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We have a member named Cowboybooter. He's not at TIMO very often, but he does frequent a few other forums I visit.
AFAIK he is from the UK and on his way to NYC for a vacation. Hence the comment.
Cheers
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10-10-2003, 08:49 AM
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Uncle Bob,
I think you should seriously consider changing the word "minister" to "cleric".
Minister denotes, for the most part, a protestant whereas cleric is non-denominational.
Other than that, I LMAO! 
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10-10-2003, 08:57 AM
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Minister denotes, for the most part, a protestant whereas cleric is non-denominational.
| Like "Minister Louis Farrakhan," eh, Bill in SD, CA?
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10-10-2003, 09:07 AM
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| Quote: Originally posted by Theophylact
Like "Minister Louis Farrakhan," eh, Bill in SD, CA?
| I did say "for the most part."
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| That bit of censorship would lessen the humor. Think about it. Isn't it some of the Protestant religions that have a very narrow view on alcohol??
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