Us men like to "Pretend" that we'd actually take one of these Ladies home to meet Mom..
Reality is that we'll more than likely wind up with the nurse at the Doctors office or the cashier at Wal-Mart than a Prison babe.
Your case seems to have worked out fine, you're still with the gentleman who spent time behind bars, as you said you'd never given him the chance if you knew.
I'm an OK Joe and I've spend a few nights at the CrossBar Hotel, this I don't advertise too much but I was a bit wilder in my teens and early 20's
One Ga State Trooper told someone who he didn't know was a friend of mine that my car "Accellerated FROM 100 mph faster than anything he'd ever seen"
Another 'Father' took out warrants on me an another, problem was he got the WRONG guy, I was with the other girl, not his daughter.