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Old 10-06-2003, 08:27 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Only Lawyers!

THIS IS REPUTED TO BE THE BEST LAWYER STORY OF THE YEAR , DECADE AND
PROBABLY THE CENTURY....

A Charlotte, NC, lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive
cigars, then insured them against fire among other things. Within a
month having smoked his entire stockpile of these great cigars and
without yet having made even his first premium payment on the policy,
the lawyer filed claim against the insurance company.

In his claim, the lawyer stated the cigars were lost "in a series of
small fires." The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious
reason: that the man had consumed the cigars in the normal fashion.


The lawyer sued... and won!



In delivering the ruling the judge agreed with the insurance company
that the claim was frivolous. The Judge state nevertheless, that the
lawyer held a policy from the company in which it had warranted that the
cigars were insurable and also guaranteed that it would insure them
against fire, without defining what is considered to be unacceptable
fire," and was obligated to pay the claim.


Rather than endure lengthy and costly appeal process, the insurance
company accepted the ruling and paid $15,000.00 to the lawyer for his
loss of the rare cigars lost in the "fires."


NOW FOR THE BEST PART...

After the lawyer cashed the check, the insurance company had him
arrested on 24 counts of ARSON!!!! With his own insurance claim and
testimony from the previous case being used against him, the lawyer was
convicted of intentionally burning his insured property and was
sentenced to 24 months in jail and a $24,000.00 fine.


This is a true story and was the 1st place winner in the recent
Criminal Lawyers Award Contest.


ONLY IN AMERICA!!! NO WONDER THIRD WORLD COUNTRIES THINK WE'RE NUTS

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Old 10-06-2003, 08:38 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Not only is this an urban legend, it's an OLD urban legend.

Cute story anyway.
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Old 10-06-2003, 08:59 PM   #3 (permalink)
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At Home Yup! Urban legend...

Look here:

http://www.snopes.com/crime/clever/cigarson.asp
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Old 10-07-2003, 06:12 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Re: Only Lawyers!

Quote:
Originally posted by puk
This is a true story...
You know it's a UL as soon as they say "this is a true story".
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Old 10-07-2003, 07:23 AM   #5 (permalink)
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UL starts off "This is a true storie."

Fairytail starts off "Once a pon a time."

Sailors Sea storie starts off " Now this an't no Sh-T."
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