Turns out Bush is a poet

[Theophylact]

And we just didn't know it.

But Laura did:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Oh my, lump in the bed
How I've missed you.
Roses are redder
Bluer am I
Seeing you kissed by that charming French guy.
The dogs and the cat, they missed you too
Barney's still mad you dropped him, he ate your shoe
The distance, my dear, has been such a barrier
Next time you want an adventure, just land on a carrier.

Too bad the Nobel Prize in Literature's already been awarded. Oh, well, better luck next year.

[sixf00t4]

cuz you know all the romantics tell their lovers to land on a carrier.

[Droppyale]

haha