1- You've already read the the entire Dilbert page a day calendar for 2002.
2 - People come to your office only to borrow pencils from your ceiling.
3 - You discover that staring at your cubicle wall long enough produces images of Elivis.
4 - The fourth Division of Paper Clips has overrun the Pushpin Infantry, and General Whiteout has call for reinforcements..
yep what fatal said.. just chalk it up that you are doing R&D... and learning things as you go.. whihc will hep the company out in the long run.. if they say anything about you surfing all the tiem =)