Lines that should be retired

[daveleau]

My wife and I laugh every time we hear certain lines no matter what context they are in. For instance, a nuclear bomb could go off in a movie killing thousands and one survivor might say to another who is holding a phone "Who you gonna call?" and we'd die laughing!

Here are my additions to the retired lines hall of fame:

1-- Who you gonna call? (Ghostbusters)
2-- It's just a flesh wound! (or anything with the words flesh wound) (Holy Grail)


Do you have any to add?

[shahani]

Check's in the mail.

3-- I'll be back. (Is that a threat, or a promise?)

[DPA]

and who could forget:

Doh! (simpsons)

[SiliconJon]

I gave at the office

Shhh, listen...you smell something?!

...and knitting...and knitting....and knitting...and knitting...

[daveleau]

What are yours from, Jon?

[RustyGT]

"Your call is important to us."

Sure it is. I've been on hold for ten minutes.

"97% Fat Free!"

OK. It has 3% Fat. I can live with that.

R.

"She turned me into a newt!"

[wju425]

"You want fries with that?"

\o/ Billy

[Zitch]

Originally posted by Whir
"She turned me into a newt!"

"... I got better."