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I will never surrender though I be the last. If I am taken, I pray that I may have the strength to spit upon my enemy.
My goal is to succeed in any mission - and live to succeed again.
I have a friend who is big hairy and scary looking---
He has an equally scary lookin giant doberman affectionately named "Killer"---
Killer escapes the yard alot---
My friend walks thru the neighborhood calling out: KILLER!
Heh... my girlfriend's brother found a friendly stray dog a couple weeks ago. They couldn't find the original owners (No tag on the dog and nobody responded to the posters and ads placed around the city).
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