Well I've been AWOL a couple of days. The long version of the story is:
Signed up for DSL a couple of weeks ago. This was the first time it has been available in my area and I jumped all over it. The ISP called the house on the 9th and told my wife "OK, you should be up and running". My wife told them "Well, I know nothing about this stuff and my husband is at work. I'll have him check it when he gets home."
Well, needless to say I checked it when I got home from work (like a kid at Christmas) and it didn't work. I checked everything at my end and found no problems so I called the ISP. The help desk said "It must be your house wiring". It wasn't.
I called them back on the 10th and told them "It's on your end. It's not even getting to my house". (I had checked at the box outside the house). I heard nothing else from the ISP so I called back on the 11th. The help desk said "We will get to it on the 12th". They didn't.
Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse my wife calls me yesterday (15th) at work and says "The phone line is dead". For crying out loud I can't even get dialup now! The phone line was dead until this afternoon (16th) and when I got home the phone and the DSL were working. . . HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY!!!
It's not the best connection (633.6 kilobits per second) but it beats the 49 kilobits per second that I was getting. Not bad for living in the sticks I guess.

It took the ISP a week to get everything sorted out.
Mike