In response to the numerous PM's that were the result of a careless remark I made on one thread or another, it is my strange duty to report that I, your faithful Knothead, have indeed joined The Work Force!
Due to circumstances beyond the pale of normal human comprehension, I shall be employed as a Photographer of families, groups, social clubs, and the odd biker gang. I hope.
My duties will include setting up a preternaturally complicated digital/film camera system, lights, backdrop, LAN network, and then posing the folks in complicated positions. Or at least as complicated as I can devise!
The hours are interesting, typically from 2 to 10 pm, which provides a rather neat solution to my quandary regarding evening TV programming. (Actually, I exaggerate, since I discovered that Captain Kangaroo doesn't come on anymore.)
I'm quite excited, looking forward to a profitable association with these folks, whose names I will withhold for the nonce, since you good folks would surely feel duty-bound to call them up and warn them as to their new employee; and you know very well that your friendly,
innocent knothead just hates to make trouble!
So that's the news from over here. Over and out!
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