Well I think they should have mad a donation to me.

[Epidemic]

My warranty is up on my generator. I requested that the governers of NC and VA raise a fund for the help epidemic fund.

I explained the consequences but they chose to laugh it off.

My guess is that it would have been a cheeper alternative to what is gonna happen now.

All I asked for was 1 dollar per person in the south east corner of virginia and north east north carolina. But did they listen. NOOOOOOO!!!!

With out a warranty on the old generator.

I originally bought the generator after the last big hurricane ever since the power has been completely reliable and hurricanes have blown right by with out so much as taking down a branch.

If you live in virginia or NC Sending me on dollar per person can probably avoid much devastation. A worth while investment IMO. But I can not swing it myself.

Please give to the GFEF (Generator For Epidemic Fund) Save billions in damages for pennies on the dollar. If I reach my 2.5 million dollar mark by wednesday I can probably redirect the storm using the power of murfy's law. Donations of 1 dollar per citizen will probably push the storm beyond my sphere of approximately 115 miles leaving us with good surf and nothing more.

Give generously

Give quickly.

1 dollar could save your pool, your roof, your windows. It has to be the cheepest insurance around.

If a hurricane strikes with in the warranty period I will make refunds.

All this and satisfaction guaranteed? How could you go wrong?

You can't, this is the best deal you are going to find this century.

[shahani]

Where can I send a donation to Epidemic Fund?

[Epidemic]

Send all donations via paypal to Epidemic.murfy.com

The faster I reach 2,000,000 dollars the better off we all will be.



One dollar 1,999,999 to go. Thanks shahani for your efforts to save the east coast.

However, my sphere of protection is only guaranteed in the Tidewater, and Currituck area's. If successful in raising needed funds the storm will more than likely strike north of virginia.

I am therefore doubly in your debt for sacrificing yourself to help our local population down here..

[shahani]

You're welcome,

JH Shahani
Treasurer
Epidemic Relief Fund

"Done generously for a good cause--A new BMW 745 Li for our Chairman, Didtinguished and Senior Member Epidemic"

[Knothead]

Hmmm. Yes, I see the logic, however perverse it may be.

However, before I send my buck, I need to know what protection that will afford those of us who live on the Left Coast.

And please, no more of those little pieces of cloth with drool or something on them. I have a closetful of those.

[shahani]

I can send you an original Epidemic T-Shirt imported from Iraq with your name and choice of slogan handwritten on front and back.

[Knothead]

Good Deal!!

I'll take 3...

Lemme see, slogan, slogan.... hmmm!

[Knothead]

I got the generator warranty blues
Since the wind began to blow,
I got a motor here won't run on beer
and I think it goes kinda slow

Won't you send me a buck
I'll send ya back good luck
and a shirt to keep ya cool,

I'll put my plea up here
for nerve it's pretty sheer
Hey man, I ain't no fool!

I got the generator warranty blues...
etc.

[Epidemic]

Humorous


Well we will see how funny it is when the tidewater area floats away.

REmember I warned you....................................

[RedFury]

Well, short of an act of God himself...nothings reaching me over here in the good old Midwest...the Plains states....nothing here but flat land and tornado's! Closest I'm getting to a Hurricane is a waterspout

I'd send a dollar, but it won't benefit me, and I'm not that generous