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Old 09-11-2003, 12:01 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Lessons from the Ark

This is old (not quite as old as Noah, ), but I thought I'd post it for those who haven't seen it before. The pic is neat, too!

Everything I need to know about life, I learned from Noah's Ark...
One: Don't miss the boat.
Two: Remember that we are all in the same boat.
Three: Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark. Four: Stay fit. When you're 600 years old, someone may ask you to do something really big.
Five: Don't listen to critics; just get on with the job that needs to be done.
Six: Build your future on high ground.
Seven: For safety's sake, travel in pairs.
Eight: Speed isn't always an advantage. The snails were on board with the cheetahs.
Nine: When you're stressed, float a while.
Ten: Remember, the Ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic by professionals.

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Old 09-11-2003, 01:31 AM   #2 (permalink)
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All good philosophies there, Mick!

And, I've never seen it before.
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Old 09-11-2003, 06:08 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Re: Lessons from the Ark

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Ten: Remember, the Ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic by professionals.


Of course, the ark didn't have to go anywhere. It just had to float.
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Old 09-11-2003, 06:22 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Yea, but could you imagine the elaborate waste removal system it must have had. Quite an engineering feat.
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