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09-10-2003, 04:18 PM
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If I had just ONE wish...
It would be a profound wish. I would alter the entire world.
"I wish all humans, now and forever, were incable of lieing. That no one could falsey speak, write, or communicate in any other method and untruths, whole or in part. The only alternative from speaking the truth would be to remain silent."
and if I couldn't get that one, I would wish for a unit upgrade... 
or maybe Jenny McCarthy...
yup, two heads are better than one, though only one is capable of operating at any given time.
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09-10-2003, 04:45 PM
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You should read City of Truth by James Morrow; it might change your mind...
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09-10-2003, 04:47 PM
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Definitely
though reading the detail sounds more like enforced truth. I ask for a natural, unalterable truth by all, no exceptions (as I'm sure there are in this book by the "enforcers")
I'll have to read that one...
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09-10-2003, 05:10 PM
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I would wish for 10 more wishes and use those 10 wishes to wish for a 100 wishes and use those 100 wishes to wish for a 1000 more wishes anmd so on and so on....
We gerbils aren't too smart
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09-10-2003, 08:57 PM
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aWWWW hECK!!
Gerbill said it first. But... Yes it bears repeating,
If I had just ONE wish...
SiLly boy, if I had one wish I would wish for
MORE WISHES.
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09-10-2003, 09:36 PM
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hey if you pass this on to 10,000 people in the next minute your wish will come true! didnt you know that?
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09-10-2003, 09:49 PM
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<mailto:Groundzero3 at techimo dot com>
<Subject:ONE WISH!>
<Body:If you make one wish in the next 20 minutes, IT WILL BE GRANTED! One one condition! You have to mail this to 20 of your TRUE Friends! If you just mail it to "friends" it won't work, and either will your wish! HA!>
<Send>
If I had one wish, I'd delete ALL of the bored people's threads 
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09-10-2003, 10:11 PM
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This reminds me of a genie joke. A man rubs an old bottle he finds, and out pops a genie. "You have one wish", says the genie.
"OK", the man says. "I want a bridge between America and Hawaii so we can all have nice holidays."
"Gee", replies the genie. "that would be pretty tough to do. How about something else?".
"OK, how about allowing me to understand women, then?"
"Uh, how many lanes you want on that bridge?" 
Cheers
Mick
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09-10-2003, 10:26 PM
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"How do I look honey"
Your mouth fails to make that simple lie. A pained expression comes over your face, and you start looking around the room for an escape. A window or a slightly ajar door. Anything. Her foot starts tapping...
I would wish for a BMW M4 and a billion dollars.
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09-10-2003, 10:30 PM
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I wish Bob would find his socks!
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