Hmmm, lets write a book!

[Bizkitkid2001]

Ok. Lets turn this thread into a book. I will start off with a sentence or two, and you add on to it. please try to make it sound good, and don't put stupid crap in the middle of nowhere. If you want to make a comment, start another thread about this thread. Lets see what kind of story we end up making. Let your imagination run!


Vroom Vroom You can hear the sound of Michelles small Harley Sportser as she comes screaming down the street. From her high speeds and sharp turns, you can tell that she was not happy.......

[Blazer06]

...that was not a good thing. You knew that she had recently been visiting with her parents...

[to}{ic]

...and they totaly disliked the guy she had just eloped with. Although most thought that they...

[Knothead]

were foolish and young, Michelle knew that Bobby, her new husband, was going to be JUST FINE after the tragic submarine accident which had killed his pet Schnauzer, Beppo, and had thence thrown poor Bobby into the tragic depression that had resulted in his decision to go ahead with the sex-change operation which would enable him to seek work as a lion-tamer; but would her parents listen? Heck, no! All they were interested in was...

[shawshank62]

......becoming porn stars on www. reallyoldpeoplenaked.com. The thought, was disturbing...the images, just traumatizing. But they continued to try and try to get into the porno industry, as their son fell deeper and deeper into depression.

He went to see a psychitarist and he told him to......

[super gerbil]

.....go ask super gerbil for help. He sad okay, but he didn't know were super gerbil's secret underground burrow was so he asked knothead for directions.....

[to}{ic]

but of course knothead didnt know anything... he couldnt even tell you where in the world his own house was.. but to make him look smart he just said go straight.. till you get to a pot hole in the road.. turn right, you will know that you are on the right road if you see a dead skunk on the left. Keep going...

[Redwolf]

until you see a naked man stripping. Then kill yourself.

So the old man drove, and drove, and drove, until he saw the pot hole. Then he turned right, and saw the dead skunk. He had a bad feeling, when then an old, naked, scared man ran from a nearby bush in front of the car.

[Bizkitkid2001]

But instead of Bobby killing himself, he went and chased after the naked man. Ever since his sex change he has also accepted his inner gayness and was more interested in the naked man than killing himself.

After about an hour of searching for the man, and still crazy from his parents www porn site, he ended up falling off a cliff when he wasn't paying attention.

Two weeks later Michelle got a phone call from the local police wanting her to come down and identify this dead body they have found.