EXCLUSIVE SCO LINUX CODE! YOU SAW IT HERE!

[nochay]

#include <iostream.h> 

void main() 
{ 
cout << "Hello World!"; 
}

so this is what the licensing stink is about?


Dane

[nochay]

#include <license.h>
#include <lawyer.h>
#include <shh.h>
#include <private.h>

function doloadlawyers()
function activatelawyers()
function writeibm()
function cryfoul()

if cryfoul() = 0; cryfoul=1;

//activating lawyer rhetoric
cryfoul() = 1;
function callcnn()
function makemockery()
function emailcnn()

function beginletter()

fumction makevague()
function typeletter() "SCO is sueing IBM!";

end function typeletter()

}

do nothing() = 7

do something() = true

function evenmorevague()

type note() "Illegal SCO code is in linux"

//dealing with reporters

if reporter askquestion() throw error="1";

if error="1"; send message

type message="the code is not viewable, and is illegal"

//end reporter block

//start monetary gain block

ispublicsupportfailing()

load function monetarygain
load list companies
load list linuxdistros

execute lists

type message="your linux distro violates SCO laws"
type message="payment is demanded by tommorrow"
type message="$750 per cpu for workstation version"
type message="$1500 per cpu for server version"
type message="you save $5 on each license!"

end execute

}
}
}

//lawsuit block

if lawsuit heat ="1000000" go to function

movemoneyintoswissaccount()
embezzleinvestors()
setdepthcharges()


abandonship()

end;

[Bob The Great]

lol

[SeanC]

Nice.

Sean