Windows XP Source Code

[Droppyale]

The real Windows XP Source Code
© 2003 Microsoft Corporation. All rights reserved.

#include "win31.h"
#include "win95.h"
#include "win98.h"
#include "workst~1.h"
#include "evenmore.h"
#include "oldstuff.h"
#include "billrulz.h"
#define INSTALL = HARD
char make_prog_look_big[1600000];
void main()
{  
display_copyright_message();
do_nothing_loop();
if (first_time_installation)
    {
     make_500_megabyte_swapfile();
     totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
     search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();
     make_futile_attempt_to_damage_Linux();
     disable_Netscape();
     hang_system();
    }
do_some_stuff();
if (detect_cache())
    disable_cache();
if (fast_cpu())
    {
    set_wait_states(lots);
    set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
    set_mouse(action, jumpy);
    set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
    }
run_windows_3.1();
if (still_not_crashed)
    {
    /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.1"); */
    /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
    /* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
    /* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 3.0"); */
    /* printf("Welcome to Windows 98"); */
    /* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 4.0"); */
    /* printf("Welcome to Windows 2000"); */
    printf("Welcome to Windows XP professional")
    while(something)
        {
        sleep(5);
        get_user_input();
        sleep(5);
        act_on_user_input();
        sleep(5);
        }
    create_general_protection_fault();
    }
}

[cracked]

lmao good one

drew

[Target]

Looks like you missed a few important lines...


#include "spyware.h"
load spyware.h = permanent
get {machine_specific_information ()}
get {user_personal_information ()}
if (really_fast_cpu()) add more_bloat
run "activation.ms"
if activation.ms = success then sleep(300000); run activation.ms.loop
if activation.ms = no success then create_general_protection_fault()

[Droppyale]

[Computer]

whats general protection fault?

[vass0922]

I Think General Protection Fault is in the army or something..

[SeanC]

Great. Especially the Activation and Spyware addons.

Sean

[SiliconJon]

and don't forget

REM open ports by request for FBI then when worm exploits these doors, assure no reference of FBI is ever mentioned other than in denial statements