I am looking for a doormat for my apartment and wanted something that I think is funny. Just something simple "pi## off" but I can't find a single place that sells them. I would think that this would be popular... a spenceresque type of thing. the closest thing I can find is "psssssssst
off " not really all that funny to me.
Then I call a company that customizes doormats and they won't do one for me. they consider it offensive. Thats the whole point!!
my family and friends all know my humor and would appriciate it.
not happy
mike