09-04-2003, 08:28 AM
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Lucky, Lucky You!
From Adam Felber's Fanatical Apathy: Quote: You May Have Already Won!
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Dear U.N. Member,
You may have already won a trip to sunny Iraq!
As you may know, the United States is currently seeking enterprising nations for a unique opportunity in the Middle East (http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...raq_un_bush_dc). And now it might be your turn, U.N. Member, to get in on the action!
It's easy, and it's fun. All you have to do is send the code number at the top of this letter to the U.S. Ambassador in order to get your assignment in sunny, liberated Iraq. The United States has already laid the groundwork for peace and prosperity, so you don't need to concern yourself with appointing an interim government, administrating the current power structure, or getting involved in dull, uninteresting oil contracts. We've handled all of that!
All you need to do is come on in and do your part in the rebuilding effort. Possible assignments include:
- Sending troops to maintain order!
- Faxing and photocopying!
- Dispatching military personnel to help keep the peace!
- Light filing!
- Deploying soldiers to ensure Iraqi freedom!
What's the catch? There is no catch! That's right, U.N. Member, your participation is already planned for and is absolutely free. [Cost of transportation, food, and certain weaponry and supplies not included. Some restrictions apply. U.S. not responsible for casualties resulting from RPG's, car bombs, civil unrest, friendly fire, armed insurrection, collateral damage, rioting, mistaken identity, or acts of terror. See assignment booklet for details.]
No boring meetings. No messy industrial contracting. Nothing but rewarding, hands-on work, fun in the sun, and the great, warm feeling that only comes from fostering worldwide brotherhood.
So if you have a taste for excitement and want to get in on the ground floor of the new international order, there's never been a better time than now. Don't let other nations grab this opportunity before you decide to act, or the moment may be gone.
This time it's your turn, in a capacity that's been specifically designed for you, U.N. Member. Contact me today to get started on what some are already calling "the most open-ended international adventure since the last Crusade!"
Yours in Opportunity,
John Negroponte
US Ambassador to the UN
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