NEWSFLASH: ELVIS UNCOVERED!!!!!!!!

[Warthog]

A conspiracy to take over the World!! Read their evil plans for Mass Destruction within the pages of the Top Secret books!

Elvis Must Die

Of all the crazy American conspiracy theories

from Bigfoot to aliens, I believe that Elvis

training assasins in his own image is the most

plausable. Just pay attention to an Elvis

impersonator some time. The knowing look.

The semi-automatic in his pants. Perfect.

Oh the Horror!

[fatal xception]

"Elvis Uncovered"

I expected something entirely different. I'm glad I was wrong.

[vass0922]

We must spread the word!!
MY GOD THIS IS THE NEXT WAR OF THE WORLDS!!
Where's D GG

He must know of this immediately!!

[MegalosSkylaki]

DOOOG IS TOO BUSY GUARDING HIS PRESENTS FROM HIS MANY ADMIRERS WORLDWIDE !

Err... Call Socalgal , she's Officially in charge of ELVIS for now and ask her if she could please sew my Avatar a hat just like hers. Head getting cold....

BRRRRRRRRD G

I'm officially NOT in charge of Elvis, oh please don't send me stuff about Elvis.

And, D G, I've sent you a PM AND an email .. better check it right away ...

[SPEEDO]

Elvis can take care of himself!
If ya don't watch out he may come back after the holidays!
So ya better watch out, Ya better not cry...

SPEEDO

Elvis Can't be Seen

Elvis can make himself invisible by jiggling his hips counter-clockwise and spining clockwise. This creates an electromagnetic feild around him which bends light around him. This is based on the Philidelphia experiment. You might think what use is it to be invisible if you make a ton of sound? Well Elvis spins so fast he sucks the sound right back into the vortex (Black Hole).

Only if he stops suddenly will the sound and shock wave escape from the vortex. Still if you get close you can feel the electronic waves and a small humming sound. These sounds can sound like words. One time when Elvis was time traveling (he time travels by jiggling his hips clockwise and spinning counter-clockwise) a group of strange people heard him. This was how the cult of France was born. An after effect of this time twisting includes the nation of France and the nation of The Hamster Republic was wiped from the pages of history.


That's the story, Dudes, so those who saw him saw an imposter!!

[SPEEDO]

I'm glad I quit drinking! I am gonna have me some fun tonight!

SPEEDO

[MegalosSkylaki]

Think E-L-V-I-S should be allowed to enjoy his Christmas wherever he is without intrusion in regards to his whereabouts wherever that may be and wherever you may be have a Wonderful Christmas and whatever your Faith let the love of all mankind be stonger wherever it has to wrest with those who would bring unhappiness wherever they are are and whatever becomes of the new year let it bring kindness to those who have not known it and freedom to all peoples whatever be their faith whatever they chose and wherever they find themselves this Evening.

And thank You to Socalgal for the nice new hat and to all of you you for the kindness you have shown me and I have not always perhaps deserved.

DOOOG
P.S. Gone to sleep.

Hey, DooooooooooooooooooooooooG, can ya email the hat to me to. See, with age as you can see, I'm getting kinda bald and it's 29 degrees outside. Thanx.