My Version:
Caldera(once a respected Linux company) bought up/merged with SCO and named the new company SCO Group. Then they summoned an evil demon that took over the management of the company. Pretty soon, SCO Group was a big cult of evil evil people who owned Unix. Then they started threatning other companies, and throwing lawsuits around...they pretty much say that Linux is a Unix copy with SCO-copyrighted code in it and that everyone should pay them alot of money.
Wait. I recognize this from somewhere...
Could it be?
Do you think that...this is Bill Gates' doing? It's not impossible...he has the money...and if they win...Linux is bye bye...and that's exactly what MS wants...
*freaks out*