Warning Signs of Insanity.....
You cry at the end of every episode of Gilligan's Island, because
they weren't rescued.
You put tennis balls in the microwave to see if they'll hatch.
You have a predominant fear of fabric softener.
Your dentist asks you why each individual tooth has your name etched on it, and you tell him it's for security reasons.
M&M's excites you.
When the waiter asks for your order, you ask to go into another
room to tell him, because "the napkins have ears."
You tend to agree with everything your mother's dead uncle tells
you.
You call up random people and ask if you can borrow their dog,
just for a few minutes.
Your main goal in life is to become the president of Bulemia.
Nearly everything you say involves the word, "P-toing!"
You argue with yourself about which is better, to be eaten by a
koala or to be loved by an infectious disease.
You like to sit in cornfields for prolonged periods of time, and
pretend that you're a stalk.
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