a funny haha joke

[Warthog]

One day, a duck walks into a bar one day and asks the bartender if he has any grapes. The bartender says no he doesn't.

The next day, the duck walks into the bar again and asks the bartender if he has any grapes. The bartender answers and says, "No and if you come in here again and ask that question, I'm gonna nail your beak to the table". The duck nods and walks away.

The following day, the duck walks into the bar. He asks the bartender, "Do you have any nails?"....Bartender answers, "No."....Duck: "Have any grapes?"

HAR HAR HAR HAR

Warthog is not responsible for anything he says due to too much apple cider.

[Daft_Ghosty]

haha.. ok I did laugh =) will have to tell that one.. =)

[FreakyOCR]

Was that supposed to be funny?

hehehe

[Daft_Ghosty]

Originally posted by FreakyOCR
Was that supposed to be funny?

hehehe

*slaps Freaky around abit with a small Elf!* hehe

[vass0922]

Ha... hmm
Ok I'm done

[Orbiter]

ROFLOL! I haven't heard that one in a while. It is one of my favorites. Thanks for bringing back the memories.

Orb

OK, try this:

Why did the Duck cross the road?

PLATO: For the greater good.

ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of ducks to cross roads.

KARL MARX: It was a historical inevitability.

TIMOTHY LEARY: Because that's the only trip the establishment would let it take.

CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK: To boldly go where no duck has gone before.

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR: I envision a world where all ducks will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.

MOSES: And God came down from the Heavens, and He said unto the duck: "Thou shalt cross the road." And the duck crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.

FOX MULDER: You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more ducks have to cross the road before you believe it?

RICHARD M. NIXON: The duck did not cross the road. I repeat, the duck did NOT cross the road.

MACHIAVELLI: The point is that the duck crossed the road. Who cares why? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was.

JERRY SEINFELD: Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask, "What the heck was this duck doing walking around all over the place, anyway?"

FREUD: The fact that you are at all concerned that the duck crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

BILL GATES: I have just released the new Duck 2000, which will not only cross the road, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook. It is not compatible, however, with Duck 1997. Or Macintosh.

OLIVER STONE: The question is not, "Why did the duck cross the road?" Rather, it is, "Who was crossing the road at the same time, whom we overlooked in our haste to observe the duck crossing? And what about the grassy knoll?"

DARWIN: Ducks, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically predisposed to cross roads.

EINSTEIN: Whether the duck crossed the road or the road moved beneath the duck depends upon your frame of reference.

[Knothead]

VASS!!!!! THAT...is the GREATEST...AVATAR...
EVER
EVER
EVER!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!

[MegalosSkylaki]

JOHNNIE COCHRAINE: If the Duck don't Have Bucks for crossing the road, you gotta convict for Jaywalking!

CONGRESS: If the Duck don't Vote, we don't Note its crossing !

BILL CLINTON: Was it an Intern DucK crossing the road , good enough to eat?

REP. CONDIT: Me too, although I dont know nothing about what a duck is.

HUMPHRIEY BOGART: Of all the Gin Joints in this world, and the Duck crossed the road into mine !

SLY STALONE: DUH! Ya Gonna make someting' of de DUck crossin' no road, Angie, instead of cooking him.?

THE TERMINATOR III: He came from the Future to Terminate James Camaron.

[vass0922]

lol
Thanks, JUST saw it tonight and thought YES I MUST HAVE IT!!

Umm btw, what is his name?!?!
I can't remember for the life of me!!