Subject: The Robin Williams Plan
> (Simple and to the point!)
> The Robin Williams' Plan
> Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan... what we
> need
> now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.
> Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to argue with this logic!)
> I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan
> for
> peace. So, here's one plan:
> 1. The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their
> affairs, past &present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Tojo, Noriega,
> Milosovich and the rest of those 'good ole boys.' We will never
> "interfere"
> again.
> 2. We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with
> Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We
> would station troops at our borders. No one sneaking through holes in the
> fence.
> 3. All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and
> leave.
> We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be
> gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where they
> are.
> France would welcome them.
> 4. All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days
> unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation would be
> allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide
> here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more
> cab
> drivers or 7-11 cashiers.
> 5. No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they
> don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.
> 6. The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy
> wise.
> This will include developing non-polluting sources of energy but will
> require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The
> caribou
> will have to cope for a while.
> 7. Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for
> their oil. If they don't like it, we go some place else. They can go
> somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells
> filling
> up the storage sites would be enough.)
> 8. If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we
> will
> not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain,
> cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen
> or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if
> anything.
> 9. Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place. We don't
> need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would
> make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.
> 10. All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one
> can
> call us "Ugly Americans" any longer.
> Now, ain't that a winner of a plan.
> "The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying 'Give me your poor, your
> tired,
> your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'You
> want
> a
> piece of me?'" -
Do you think it will work?
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