"Wha' chew talkin' bout, Willis?"
There. Vote for me.
Seriously, I think these people just want a moment in the spotlight, as well as the bragging rights, i.e.,
"That's right, your grandpappy ran for California Governor. The liberals/conservatives (pick one) done did me in. Now get your grandpappy some more Bourbon."
Still doesn't explain that porno woman, though. Wha' chew talkin' bout, lady?