Don't let S_G control your mind, he is really Darth Gerbil. He is plotting the conquest of Earth!
The real Super Gerbil would never allow this happen!
He is currently analyzing the situation at the "Hall of Gerbil Justice"....
Will Super Gerbil be able to save us from the armies of Darth Gerbil?
I'm not waiting to find out, I bought an electronic gerbil repellent. Hope this thing works, I had to watch one of those stupid late night infomercials to buy one!