Joke

[Mickwish]

I shamelessly swiped this joke from another forum.

Clyde decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company (responsible for the accident) to court. In court the trucking company's fancy lawyer was questioning Clyde
"Didn't you say at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine?'" asked the lawyer.
Clyde responded, "Well, I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my favorite mule Bessie into the..."
"I didn't ask for any details," the lawyer interrupted, "just answer the question. Did you or did you not say 'I'm fine' at the scene of the accident?"
Clyde said, "Well, yes, but I had just got Bessie into the trailer and I was driving down the road..."
The lawyer interrupted again and said, "Judge, I am trying to establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the Highway Patrolman on the scene that he was just fine. Now several weeks after the accident he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please tell him to simply answer the question."
By this time the Judge was fairly interested in Clyde 's answer and said to the lawyer, "I'd like to hear what he has to say about his favorite mule, Bessie."
Clyde thanked the Judge and proceeded, "Well, like I was saying, I had just loaded Bessie, my favorite mule, into the trailer and was driving her down the highway when this huge semi-truck and trailer ran the stop sign and smacked my truck right in the side. I was thrown into one ditch and Bessie was thrown into the other. I was hurting real bad and didn't want to move. However, I could hear old Bessie moaning and groaning. I knew she was in terrible shape just by her groans.
"About that time a Highway Patrolman came on the scene. He could hear Bessie moaning and groaning so he went over to her. "After he looked at her he took out his gun and shot her between the eyes.
"Then the Patrolman came across the road with his gun in his hand and looked at me and said, 'And, how are you feeling?'"



Cheers
Mick

[Brainchild]

That is a good one mick

[SiliconJon]

Wahahaha!

[Makaveli]

LOL, good one..

[to}{ic]

HAHAHA!!!

[Droppyale]

yeah he's fine alright

[Bill in SD, CA]

Now that's funny!!

They must have some funny people in that forum!

Bill

[Mickwish]

Yep, real funny, if you know what I mean.



Cheers
Mick

[Creatures]

good one

from another forum hu?

Creatures

[Lemon[H]ead]

Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman are behind enemy territory in the second world war, and are being closely pursued by a group of soldiers in a jeep. They come across three empty sacks, and decide to hide from the nazis in them.

When they germans near the sacks, they get ouf and proceed towards them on foot. The officer in charge prods the sack the englishman is in, who lets out a loud "MEOW."
The officer thinks "ah, it's just a cat, i'll check the other sack..."

He kicks the sack the scotsman is in, and the scotsman lets out a "WOOF" with a growl. Thinking that it's just a dog, the officer moves onto the irishmans sack.

The officer kicks the irishman's sack, and the irishman shouts "TATTIES!"