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Old 12-20-2001, 08:28 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Talk Some Holida laughter for you guys

now i hate forwards as much as the next nerd. ONCE in a while one will be sent to me and i think its great (until my mail box is flooded with different verisons and what not) but i have not seen this one till now


A touching story.....


Late last week, I was rushing around trying to get some last minute shopping done. I was stressed out and
not thinking very fondly of the Christmas season right then. It was dark, cold, and wet in the parking lot as
I was loading my car up with gifts that I felt obligated to buy. I noticed that I was missing a receipt that I might need later. So mumbling under my breath, I retraced my steps to the mall entrance.

As I was searching the wet pavement for the lost receipt, I heard a quiet sobbing. The crying was coming from a
poorly dressed boy of about 12 years old. He was short and thin. He had no coat. He was just wearing a ragged
flannel shirt to protect him from the cold night's chill. Oddly enough, he was holding a hundred dollar bill in his hand.

Thinking that he had gotten lost from his parents, I asked him what was wrong. He told me his sad story. He said that he came from a large family. He had three brothers and four sisters. His father had died when he was nine years old. His mother was poorly educated and worked two full time jobs. She made very little to support her large family. Nevertheless, she had managed to skimp and save two hundred dollars to buy her children Christmas presents.

The young boy had been dropped off, by his mother, on the way to her second job. He was to use the money to buy presents for all his siblings and save just enough to take the bus home. He had not even entered the mall, when an
older boy grabbed one of the hundred dollar bills and disappeared into the night.

"Why didn't you scream for help?" I asked.

The boy said, "I did."

"And nobody came to help you?" I wondered. The boy stared at the sidewalk and sadly shook his head. "How loud did you
scream?" I inquired.

The soft-spoken boy looked up and meekly whispered, "Help me!"

I realized that absolutely no one could have heard that poor boy cry for help.

So, I grabbed his other hundred and ran to my car.


ROFL!!! classic

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Old 12-20-2001, 09:38 PM   #2 (permalink)
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We'll probably both get blasted for this, but I just about hurt myself laughing at this story.
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Old 12-21-2001, 03:43 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Good One

Try this:

A talaban commander and his troops were walking down a path, when they hear a voice from over the hill...

" 10 Talaban soldiers are no match for 1 US Ranger Soldier"

The commander thinking this is a joke, sent his 10 best men over the hill to get the US soldier. There was a fearce battle, and then silence....

"100 Talaban soldiers are no match for 1 US Ranger Soldier" said the voice again

Confused and in a rage, the commander gathered 100 of his men, and sent them over the hil to kill the US soldier. More gun fire, heaps of screaming, and then more silance....

"1000 Talaban soldiers are no match for 1 US Ranger Soldier" said the voice again

The commander, oviously at this stage very pi**ed gatherd 1000 of his men, and told them to shoot on sight. A 10 minute battle raged over the hill, as he see's one of his men come back wounded.

"What happened?" Asked the Commander

"It's a trick sir.." said the soldier "There are 2 of them..."

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Old 12-21-2001, 04:42 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Didn't find the touching story funny at all. Just disgusting.
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Old 12-21-2001, 04:46 AM   #5 (permalink)
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It's a joke, and a funny one, IMO. Tasteless: Yes. Unfunny: No.
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Old 12-21-2001, 05:31 AM   #6 (permalink)
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ROFL.!!
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Old 12-21-2001, 05:34 AM   #7 (permalink)
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sometimes when you read or hear a joke you gotta have to have an open mind. sorry if you didn't like it. i thought it was funny



thud i heard a different verison of the joke you posted but still funny : P

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Sory, GZ3...

I coundn't laugh at that one either.
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GZ3...I didn't post a joke...that was Cyclone2.
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Old 12-21-2001, 07:14 AM   #10 (permalink)
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oops sorry THUD lol my bad note to self wake up before posting






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