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Originally posted by muno Pr0n movies are like love movies, seen one, seen them all. Always the same plot (what plot). |
Pr0n has more plot than most love stories.....or at least the love stories I've stayed awake for (which is 0). I've seen some pr0n with the strangest stories.
1. Something about an angel helping stop some bad guys or something (it was low budget).
2. One based around the old story of the piper who drives away rats but in this case, it's a lady piper who teaches women to make their men somewhat like sex slaves and when the women don't pay, she pleases their men and they run away with her. In the ending scene, all the men were in a long line with their genetals tied to a string...sort of like when prisoners have their feet all chained to the same long chain; it was rather funny.
3. Something about some secret agent women who are suposed to stop terrorists. It was really stupid, it was worse than baywatch.
4. One about the story of the massage girl for a movie set (she does more than massages)

5. One about a sex teacher going on a bunch of house calls.
Now can you look at those and say they didn't have plot or at least essense of plot?