Techimo cut-backs and lay-offs memo

[sixf00t4]

i guess nobody got the memo:


Members,

as you may have noticed, the site has been growing at a rampant rate in the recent months. In order to keep up with the overcrowding, some new policies have been instated:

1. random members will be deleted "just because." if you are one of this members, and find yourself suffering from Techimo withdrawal, email Scott and he will let you back in...i guess.

2. We are now running low on posts. we will be taking anywhere from 500 - 20,000 (sorry RobRich) posts from your normal post count in order to save up for future members.

3. Cookies will begin to be conserved. you may find yourself coming to Techimo, only to have to log in, even though you never cleared your cookies or logged out.

4. MickWish will be recalling Ultimate members' bathroom keys in order to melt them down for Neo's chocolate covered fish hooks.

5. OuTpaTienT will be banned from the Custom title status because he ate all the M&M's.

Thank you for your compliance, if you have any questions...well post it somwhere.

-The Management
7/31/03

[Optimus Prime]

i needed that, been feeling annoyed recently, my bedroom wallpaper is stuck to the wall with bloody superglue

thanks .

[Makaveli]

LOL LOL Excellent, sixf00t

[gjimene2]

[originel]

awww....and i really needed to use the ultimate member's bathroom!!! can't it wait just a few minutes!

[NeoStarO1]

[RedFury]

4. MickWish will be recalling Ultimate members' bathroom keys in order to melt them down for Neo's chocolate covered fish hooks.

Oh no! I forgot!

[Knothead]

6. To further conserve room on the data base, several threads will be combined, according to:
a) Subject matter
b) humor level
c) just because.

--James Willamor's "Overclocking" thread will be combined with anything having to do with "Harvey, P.I."

--Whir's "Is it just me?" thread will be combined with "The Longest Thread" and removed. It will be offered in September in paperback from Bantam Books, with a generous discount to TechIMO members.

Those wishing to post thereafter are encouraged to write ihn the endpapers of the book, of which there will be a generous supply....

[Brainchild]

Whir's "Is it just me?" thread will be combined with "The Longest Thread" and removed. It will be offered in September in paperback from Bantam Books, with a generous discount to TechIMO members.

OK So I am gonna have a serious withdrawl problem now

I am gonna have a serious withdrawl problem now

Add another to that list. Maybe we can form a support group or something.....