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Old 07-26-2003, 01:16 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Work Silent Treatment

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were each other the silent treatment. The next week, the man realized that he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight to Chicago. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (AND LOSE),he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM."
The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and that he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't woken him when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.

The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."

MEN JUST AREN'T EQUIPPED FOR THIS SORT OF CONTEST.

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Old 07-26-2003, 01:34 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Been caught too many times that way here.



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Old 07-26-2003, 09:12 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Married folks actually use the silent treatment? I figured after getting married it turned into the husband sleeps in the doghouse treatment.
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Old 07-26-2003, 11:40 AM   #4 (permalink)
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bwahahaha!
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Old 07-26-2003, 11:43 AM   #5 (permalink)
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I don't sleep in the dog house.


The couch is far more comforatable.

That's good Vass, I'll have to remember not to write notes to my wife about important things.
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Old 07-26-2003, 11:43 AM   #6 (permalink)
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It's odd.. I usually see the women not being able to keep the silent treatment for more than about 5 minutes.

BTW Socal..How are the workouts going? Drink that Jamba Juice yet?
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Old 07-26-2003, 12:08 PM   #7 (permalink)
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It's odd.. I usually see the women not being able to keep the silent treatment for more than about 5 minutes.

BTW Socal..How are the workouts going? Drink that Jamba Juice yet?
Excuse me, Mike, I'm not talking to you. LOL

The workouts are going very well, thanks and I make my own smoothies - now with Micellean It's my reward after a hard workout
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Good to hear! I'll send you a PM so I can stop crapping on the thread vass made.
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Old 07-26-2003, 01:04 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Ya know, a working alarm clock would have solved this issue.
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Old 07-26-2003, 01:12 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Ya know, a working alarm clock would have solved this issue.
'Tis true, Toadman, but wouldn't have been nearly as entertaining At least this way, they're not bored
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