Beer contains female hormones

[ShawnD1]

Recently scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their theory, the scientists fed 100 men 12 pints of beer and observed that 100% of them gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became emotional, couldn't drive, and refused to apologize when wrong. No further testing is planned.



A friend emailed this to me, just had to share it

[tmx468]

I never get bored of that one.... you can't get much more scientific a test, or more conclusive results!!

Oi! Yet another misconception

Here's the TRUTH - can you handle the truth?

"It has been confirmed that beer actually contains small traces of MALE hormones NOT female hormones. To prove this theory, scientists fed 100 women 12 pints of beer and observed that these women became obsessed with sex but fell asleep long before they could please their partners. "

Science doesn't lie, folks.

[Good Charlotte]

hmmm.............i should tell my dad about this when next time he drinks bear

[tmx468]

No offence, but I have never failed there..

I have to admit, that is a pretty good comeback Socalgal... Although I may have made a startling discovery....

BEER contains A-SEXUAL hormones!! (The results of our 200 specimen drinkers proves this )

[Good Charlotte]

The more beer u drink, the more u multiply ur hormones

Originally posted by tmx468
No offence, but I have never failed there..

Then I must be led to think you either A] don't drink beer, or B] you do drink beer but are the rare exception to the [scientific] rule [all rules have their exceptions - you, in this case]. Either way, offence to that couldn't possibly be taken

[tmx468]

I am more of a (Guys, please don't snigger!) Smirnoff Ice kinda guy... and just as it is with doors, its always ladies first

[Gomer]

I'd have to agree with the fact that it contians FEMALE hormones.

While I have never seen any woman grow man parts as a result of constant drinking, there are plenty of guys with man-breasts out there.

[tmx468]

Ooh, Good point Gomer!