http://www.actsofgord.com
Hilarious stuff!!!!
Excerpt from "Annoyances, Chapter 6"
Gord had one guy bitch because it only took him 5 minutes to replace a defective controller port on his PSX.
"Will you take $10?"
"Uhm. No. It's $20. We discussed this before I even started."
"But it only took you five minutes!"
"Yes. It was simply a controller port replacement."
"I'm not paying $20 for five minutes work!"
"Then I'll take it out and put back in the broken one."
"No! Wait! What's it cost to buy the part by itself?"
"They're $20. Installation is free."
"That's a f*cking ripoff!"
"Oh, ok. I'll just put in the old part then."
"Fine! I'll pay the $20!"
"$22.80 sir. There's tax."
"F*cking tax. Twenty f*cking dollars for 5 minutes work."
"Sir, that was $20 for a replacement part with free installation. Here's your unit, here's your change, and have a nice day."