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07-17-2003, 07:56 AM
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Hilary Duff
My name is Ron and I am 32 years old and single. My co-workers think I have a problem of being obsessed with Hilary Duff. I hear her music all the time on the radio (RadioDisney AM1470), and I see her auctions on eBay all the time. They know that I am in love with Hilary Duff and will skip any real women (due to their imperfections) to be with her.
Yes, I know that she is 15 years old, a fact that all men seem to know (hmmm). I would like to marry her now (while she is relatively undiscovered by most men) and then move in together with her in 2.2 years. No, I don't want to have sex with her, I just want to be with her. A lot of people think I'm weird now, but in 2.2 years, no one will be second-guessing me. It's incredible how her face looks so mature. I only think she'll get even better over time.
When I try to explain my fascination with her, people keep saying it's because she's blond and voluptuous, and I always say that that is coincidental. She is a future triple threat in the entertainment business. She already does movies, music, and will be doing TV on the WB soon. And she'll have her own clothing line (like J.Lo) soon too.
If I recall right, I know that true love knows no boundaries, even that of age. I am willing to wait for her.
So, is this a normal crush, like I believe it is, or do you think like my co-workers about how it is wrong to think about a young girl like her? And will it make a difference 2 years from now?
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07-17-2003, 07:58 AM
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She already is a TT... She was on a Disney show. |
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07-17-2003, 08:06 AM
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You're probably too short for her. | |
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07-17-2003, 08:10 AM
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That's not creepy at all, she's beautiful. It's mostly creepy when older guys like women that actually LOOK like they are 15. Hilary Duff looks much older than she really is.
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07-17-2003, 08:21 AM
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| Quote: Originally posted by prexaspes You're probably too short for her. | Nah, I think the real problem here is that all women are b*tches!
Ablang, I think it's about time you grow up - stop dreaming about those pop singers and find yourself a real woman.
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07-17-2003, 08:28 AM
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Yeah, well, I'd run away with Michelle Branch if she asked me too, but that's not all too likely either. I actually have a fairly decent chance of meeting her, but that would be through a future girlfriend, so the "running away" part, not gonna happen. Yeah, Ablang, there's plenty of booty well within your reach. Go for what you can grab today. |
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07-17-2003, 08:34 AM
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Work on your body then work on your personality and you'll become a chick magnet. The body to get them to talk to you and the personality to keep them talking to you 
So far I have 1 of the 2, flatter me and take a guess which one  .
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07-17-2003, 10:45 AM
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| Quote: Originally posted by Barney
Ablang, I think it's about time you grow up - stop dreaming about those pop singers and find yourself a real woman. | I have to agree here with Barney. I don't know you but your co-workers are right on.
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07-17-2003, 10:59 AM
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If I recall right, I know that true love knows no boundaries, even that of age. I am willing to wait for her.
| Love is two sided though. If she loved you back that would be a different thing, but I think you should really look for love in a women closer to your age. Right now you could trash your life by being obsessed with her. Duff is going to get married to some college grad sometime and your going to be left alone. Instead of focusing on her I think that you need to focus on the beautiful and amazing women around you so they aren't fuzzy shapes but you can see them for who they are (beautiful and amazing people).
I'm not going to argue that Duff is hot, and probably a really nice person but I think if you miss out on the women around you at this stage you could hit 40, realize your life is half over and you don't have a wife to love, or a boy to play baseball or teach computers to and a girl to watch at her dance lessons.
Give this some major thought, cause your giving up a hell of a lot for an image of someone.
Last edited by Bob The Great; 07-17-2003 at 11:02 AM.
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07-17-2003, 11:49 AM
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How can anyone stand that girl? She plays the exact same character with a different name in EVERY movie. She's so annoying, she's like the valley-girl of all valley-girls. UGH and all that make-up!! *puke*
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