- You can name everyone you graduated with.
- You know what 4-H is.
- You ever went to parties at a pasture, barn, or in the middle of a dirt road.
- You used to drag "main."
- You said the 'F' word and your parents knew within the hour.
- You ever went cow-tipping or snipe hunting.
- You were ever in the Homecoming parade.
- You have ever gone home for Homecoming.
- It was cool to date someone from the neighbouring town.
- You had senior skip day.
- The whole school went to the same party after graduation.
- You don't give directions by street names or directions by references (turn by Nelson's house, go two blocks east Anderson's, and it's four houses left of the track field).
- The cc golf course had only 9 holes.
- You can't help but date a friend's ex-girlfriend.
- You think kids that ride skateboards are weird.
- The town next to you is considered "trashy" or "snooty", but is actually just like your town.
- Getting paid minimum wage is considered a raise
- You refer to anyone with a house newer than 1960 as the "rich people."
- Anyone you want can be found at either the Dairy Queen or the feed store.
- Football coaches suggest that you haul hay for the summer to get stronger.
- Directions are given using "the" gas station as a reference.
- The city council meets at the coffee shop.
- Weekend excitement involves a trip to a Wal-Mart.
- Even the ugly people enter beauty pageants.
- You decide to walk somewhere for exercise and 5 people pull over and ask if you need a ride.
- Your teachers remember when they taught your parents.
- You can charge at all the local stores.
- The closest McDonald's is 45 miles away.
- So is the closest mall.
- It is normal to see an old man riding through town on a riding lawn mower.
I think I fit about 10 of those lol
My wife fits damn near all (including the mcdonalds and mall ones! LOL)
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cleaned it up some
). Most get $7-8. Also a lot of expensive restaurants so if you bus tables (like me) you get at least double that
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