have a laugh on me

[S.D.Willie]

this morning i sat down on the toilet seat and the damn thing cracked. its made of wood and it was pretty old but it just cracked.

does that mean my ass is too fat now? ha, i only weigh 194 for a 6 foot guy but i figured someone might get a kick out of it because i sure did.

note: no, i did NO fall in and no small animal was harmed in the cracking of the seat and has since been swapped with a nice home depot replacement.

[Brainchild]

Hope it didn't pinch ya when ya stood up lmao

[cryptoguy]

Originally posted by S.D.Willie
no small animal was harmed in the cracking of the seat

You sure about that? Better check again

[Mike]

ROFL Man that's classic. Very nice work indeed!
Needed an upgrade anyway.

[OuTpaTienT]

Tough break. A man gets up in the morning, goes in the bathroom, and SNAP! his morning wood just breaks.

Hopefully there's been no lasting psychological damage from this incident.

HA Willie sounds like a personal problem more than anything. glad no animals were hurt!

think of the children man!


Jason

[S.D.Willie]

SNAP! his morning wood just breaks.

must i cringe thinking of this?! ouchhhh man