lemme get this straight.....
whats the reasoning behind cheese food being wrapped in nice individual plastic packages,but when you want REAL cheese,you gotta wrestle with peeling each slice apart.
patience not being one of MY virtues when theres four grandkiddys and a few of their friends bouncing around asking for another burger w/cheese,fumbling with the pack like it was a hot potato and very probably dropping it in the pine needles,scraping off needles and by now you might as well say it has become one SOLID BLOCK of yellow mass,now the wind changes and you(or i,it depends

) cant see the slippery mass because of smoke stinging and eyes watering like watching the end of "OL` YELLER"
and i m only getting started.
is regular REAL cheese alergic to clear plastic??
or are the NOT REAL cheese(cheese"food"

) companies trying to get us spoiled into purchasing"individually wrapped slices" because of ease of use? and consume who knows how much "non live threatening" chemicals in the sake of convenience? and are distined to die 2.623 years earlier because of it??
BAH!! ITS A CONSPIRICY,I TELL YA!!! ARRRGGGGGHHH!
ok, i m done brad