Woman's view of a BBQ

My wife sent me this. I think she is trying to tell me something.


When a man volunteers to do the 'BBQ', the following chains of events are put into motion:

1. The woman goes to the store;

2. The woman fixes the salad, vegetables and dessert;

3. The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it in a tray alongwith the necessary cooking utensils, and takes it to the man, who is lounging beside the grill, 3rd beer in hand;

4. The man places the meat on the grill;

5. The woman goes inside to set the table and check the vegetables;

6. The woman comes outside to tell the man that the meat is burning;

7. The man takes the meat off the grill and hands it to the woman;

8. The woman prepares the plates and brings them to the table;

9. After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes;

10. Everyone praises the man and thanks him for his cooking efforts;

11. The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off" and upon seeing her annoyed rejection, concludes that there is just no pleasing some women



Cheers
Mick

[Redwolf]

So you're saying this should happen:

1. The man goes to the store;

2. The man fixes the salad, vegetables and dessert;

3. The man prepares the meat for cooking, places it in a tray alongwith the necessary cooking utensils, and takes it to the woman, who is lounging beside the grill, 3rd beer in hand;

4. The woman places the meat on the grill;

5. The man goes inside to set the table and check the vegetables;

6. The man comes outside to tell the woman that the meat is burning;

7. The woman takes the meat off the grill and hands it to the man;

8. The man prepares the plates and brings them to the table;

9. After eating, the man clears the table and does the dishes;

10. Everyone praises the woman and thanks her for her cooking efforts;

11. The woman asks the man how he enjoyed "his night off" and the man promply stops, realize what just happened, runs around screaming bloody murder for 2 hours, then either collapses or rams into a wall. When he wakes up, he has no memory of what happened, but his friends seem to crack up everytime they see his 'Master Chef' BBQ shirt.

j/k

[Brainchild]

Redwolf

Mick that may be true, but the man still has to get the woman to goin' j/k

Round here when I BBQ, I BBQ