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Old 07-08-2003, 02:55 PM   #1 (permalink)
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How Bush knew

Dear Mister Gaorge Bush:

Please keep this in the strictest confidense. You do not know me, but my name is Umbuto Johnson, and I am the grandson of Ashtari P. Johnson, in charge of the nuclear programme of the African country of Niger.

For severale years, my grandfather had been secretly selling radoactiv materiels to the little known country of Iraqe. He was given the sum of twenty million dollars by Saddem Hussan, of Iraqe, for this materiels. When my grandfather was discovered, two years ago, he was shot by the government. The money from those sales however remained hidden to all.

Before he was caoght, my grandfather shared with me his secret, and gave me instructions on how to move the moneys out of the country. In order to do this, I need the help of a trustworthy American friend and this is why I am seeking to write to you today.

In order to recieve the moneys I must pay a fee bribe of twenty thousand American dollars. I do not have this moneys. If you can send to me these moneys, I will split my grandfathers moneys with you.

Please tell nobody of this message, for I fear I will be in grave danger if it is known. I am relying on you, George Bush, to keep my secret. Respond to me and I will tell you how to send the moneys to me.

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Old 07-08-2003, 03:22 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I don't get it. What are you implying by this post, Theo?
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Old 07-08-2003, 03:23 PM   #3 (permalink)
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ROFL LMAO!!....... you crack me up Theo
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Old 07-08-2003, 03:25 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I believe he is implying that bush got this email.
Notice how it sounds just like the nigerian money scam?
Bush believes the email, but instead of getting the money, he goes after Iraq for the nukes that it bought from Mr Johnson.

I think you can come up with the rest.

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Old 07-08-2003, 04:02 PM   #5 (permalink)
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I love those "I need your help to recover the money from my grandfather. I do not wish for the money though and hope you to take the (insert millions or billions). Thank you your trusted friend (insert funny sounding name)".

Theophylact you make that yourself? lol funny
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Old 07-08-2003, 04:05 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Did he get one from Liberia as well last month?
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Old 07-08-2003, 07:44 PM   #7 (permalink)
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So, do you think GWB sent the 20 grand or not?

Sound like something he would do?

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