I was ready to go to bed.

[nunyadam]

with the mood I'm in right now you wouldn't want me to be your enemy.
One of my nephews called me at 1am to tell me he broke his hand and can't feel it. (obviously he can because he tells me it hurts.) He's drunk and will not go to the hospital because he can't afford it.
1. he woke my wife up (she has to be at work at 7am)
2.he can't afford it.
3. he will not listen to reason.

I tried to talk calmly to him and explain what was going to happen if he did/didn't go. that didn't work.

about that time I heard my wife coughing so I knew she was awake. hearing that I let loose a tirade on the poor fool that would make a sailor duck and cover. suffice it to say that he is now on his way to the hospital. What he doesn't know is I'm not done with him yet. (neither is my wife.)

this all happened because some girl he has the hots for. she turned him down. (said she has a boyfriend.)

[ben-the-slacker]

Should've just told him you were asleep and pulled the phone cord.

[TheBurningCat]

What exactly did he want you to do about it?!

Nunya is a nurse, IIRC?

[Omardeth]

ahhh the days of being young and stupid ...

[Mike]

Hey now...These are good times!

Nunya's not a nurse, AFAIK, but he does work in a hospital.

Sorry to hear your drunken nephew is causing grief, nunya. Hope you can read him the riot act without getting yourself in trouble.

Cheers
Mick

[nunyadam]

No I'm not a nurse. I work in central supply for the hospital. (crash carts(for when people flat line gauze pads, sponges, iv tubing, needles, toothbrushs, combs razors, 15,000+ items.)

I won't get in any trouble. Actually I think he wanted me to get that angry at him for some reason. his father will probably give him even more hell than i have. luckily for him i had already had a couple beers after work and was not about to get behind the wheel of my truck. otherwise he would have had to deal with me in person.