arguments :)

[nishark]

http://www.thingsmygirlfriendandihavearguedabout.com/

very funny if u have the patience to read it all


p.s. its not me, nor is it my girlfriend

[ShawnD1]

Margret flooded the kitchen last week. Turned the taps on, put the plug in the sink, and utterly forgot about it (because she'd come upstairs and we'd got involved in an unrelated argument). She goes back downstairs, opens the door and - whoosh - it's Sea World. The interesting thing about this is, if I'd flooded the kitchen, it would have been a bellowing, 'You've flooded the kitchen, you idiot!' and then she'd have done that thing where I curl up in a ball, trying to protect my head, and she kicks me repeatedly in the kidneys. As it was, however, there's a shout, I run downstairs and stand for a beat in the doorway - taking in the scene, waves lapping gently at my ankles - and she turns round and roars, 'Well, help me then - can't you see I've flooded the kitchen, you idiot?'

Sounds like this guy has a terrible relationship.

And this one, wow

A Few Concepts Margret Continues To Have Trouble Assimilating:
1. It's possible to stop buying plants.
2. Can you please leave me alone, I'm on the lavatory.
3. Ikea is just another shop.
4. I asked you if you wanted any, I asked you - now stop eating it off my plate.
5. One may have a thought and not say it. This does not make me insular, it merely separates me from you and that mad woman who's always shouting at the pigeons outside the supermarket.
6. They're just nail clippings. Nail clippings must be the most inert thing on the planet, how can anyone seriously have a problem with nail clippings? You might as well freak out with, 'Bleuuuurrggh - helium!' Really - just get a hold of yourself. So you've walked barefoot across the bathroom and you find this has resulted in a nail clipping or two sticking to the bottom of your foot; well, simply brush them off into the bin - they're just nail clippings.

[nishark]

even if this guy makes the stuff up, its utterly hilarious
i printed it all to read carefully over the next few bus/train trips and roar in laughter to the amusement of fellow passengers

[ShawnD1]

Margret is sitting at this computer (which is in the attic room, incidentally) typing something. I'm flopped in a chair close by with a paper and pad, scribbling away at a bit of work.
I pause and say to her, 'Tortoise and turtle is the same word in German, isn't it?'
She stops typing, reaches over, pulls off one of my Birkenstock shoes, throws it down through trapdoor (I hear it thud below, then flip-flop down the stairs) and returns to her typing. All in a single, silent movement.
Your guess is as good as mine, frankly.

ROFL, she's crazy!

This one is just a classic

Have you seen 'Good Will Hunting'? Of course you have. I was watching it with Margret the other day and she squeezed my arm and said, 'That's how I'd like you to look.'
'Ahhh,' you're all sitting there saying, 'But Mil, you're already practically Ben Affleck's double.' True enough. But Margret was talking about Robin Williams. Aged 45. With a beard. Kill me.

I'll stop quoting this now, wouldn't want to waste bandwidth ya know.

[Bob The Great]

And yet, were I to throw her from a train, they'd call me the criminal.

[ShawnD1]

Maybe some her rage comes from her knowing that he is wrighting these things about her .

[nishark]

Originally posted by ShawnD1
Maybe some her rage comes from her knowing that he is wrighting these things about her .

vanity....hmmm


whatever, its helluva entertainment

[alivin]

If it's true

"Whether her cutting our son's hair comes under 'money-saving skill' or 'therapy in the making"

his whole childhood is gonna be "therapy in the making"


'I'm not arguing, I'm just talking - you're arguing,'

That one made me hurt myself laughing

[MD1032]

This guy has too much time on his hands...and he needs to get a divorce!!