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Originally posted by ShawnD1 Then pay them in services or something. Maybe things like company massage girls, company drinks, company _____. |
I can just see it now:
NY Times Headline:
"MICROSOFT PARTNERS WITH PLAYBOY"
Boss: Alright guys, we need a Windows 2003 server Service Pack in 2 weeks, that eliminates at least 99.9% of the bugs!
Debug guy 1: That's gonna take more than 2 weeks.
Boss: So neglect sleep!
Debug team altogether: Awwww....
Boss: What are you guys complaining about. If you get this done, Hugh Hefner has agreed to let you guys have at the playmates!
*stunned silence*
Debug team altogether: HOORAY!!!!!
Debug Guy 1: Yes!
Debug Guy 3: Oh yeah!
Debug guy 2: What are we waiting for!
Debug guy 5: The sooner we get done, the faster we get to the playmates, right?
Boss: Right!
Debug team altogether: YAY!!!!!!
-2 weeks later, 1 hour to deadline-
Debug guy 1: Only one bug left!
Debug guy 4: Which one is this?
Debug guy 2: The euro conversion bug.
Debug guy 1: Done!
Debug team altogether: YAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!
Debug team altogether: WE DID IT! WE DID IT!
Debug Guy 1: Playmates here we come!
-silence befalls room-
Debug guy 6: Uhhh...when was the last time we showered?
Debug guy 1: Oh my GOD!!!
Debug team altogether: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Debug guy 2: To the community showers!
Debug team altogether: To the community showers!