Do women cause most accidents???

[Epidemic]

In scientific observation and analysis I have determined that women are responsible/cause most accidents.

Look at it this way.

1) Teenage boy looking at chicks on the boulevard whacks into parked car at light (if the cute chicks were off kept off the street there would have been no accident).
2) Wife pisses off husband while driving and while he is fighting with here he misses the stop sign (had the woman not been confrontational the accident would not have happened)
3) A woman stops for a newly changed yellow light, and a man whacks her from behind. (had the women not been over cautious)
4) two cute chicks are riding down the road, the male driver of the car passing them notices their cuteness and starts showing off (yep you guessed it he was not looking forward because the cute chicks were alowed on the road.)

The list goes on and on.

Um, every single one of your scenarios is a man's fault, epidemic.

All of them could have been avoided, if men could keep their minds and eyes on the job.

A bit like blaming rainbows for accidents, IMO. So should we ban rainbows now?

Cheers
Mick

[Blazer06]

I've seen that in my town anyways, women drivers do cause most of the accidents. I don't know why, but they are very capris behind the wheel. They will be going along, then just STOP. Why, did they just cause a ffender bender, because they didn't put a blinker on and they are turning. Or they saw a squirrel in the road. "I'd reather die than kill a squirrel.."

Seriously, most accedents, and cut off, and just bad drivers are women.


Blaze

[Epidemic]

Mick,

That is like saying you are at fault for forgetting to beat your heart.

Every one of the situations were caused by the woman, had they dressed ugly and worn stupid hats and baggy clothes as safety measures.

Women have to change their behavior and dress as asking men to keep their eyes on the road is like asking a leopard to change his spots or telling a tree to move out of the way of a moving car.

Couple the causing accidents by their provocative nature, they also get into their fair share of plain old crashes. There by giving them the dubious destinction of being the cause of the vast majority of crashes. I will bet that you could trace 90 to 95% of all crashes to a woman somehow.


As for your comments blaze You are apparently well named as you are bout to get flamed.

[Droppyale]

bahhahaha this is too funny... lol

take this ideas to your congress man.

[Epidemic]

Considering 50,000 people die every year in the USA in accidents (ultimately caused by women) I would think that the ugly hat, don't argue with your man, baggy clothes mandetory dress code law be way ahead of any gun control legislation.

Originally posted by Epidemic
Mick,


Every one of the situations were caused by the woman, had they dressed ugly and worn stupid hats and baggy clothes as safety measures.



As for your comments blaze You are apparently well named as you are bout to get flamed.

Right just like RAPE she was asking for it being dressed that way. That Epi, is the biggest shirk of responsibility I've seen in a long time ..

BTW, no one is flaming anyone on this forum.

[NeoStarO1]

You know epidemic, this is an all time new low coming from you. I have to side with Mick on this issue because of the fact everyone of those senerios are caused by the male not paying attention to what he should be paying attention too and that is the road.

If men would stop thinking with what is between thier legs and think more with thier heads and think logicially like men are suppose to, so many women wouldn't have that crappy attitude towards men.

I can not say for a fact if more accidents are caused by men or women, I can say that the two accidents that I have been in my life its been the other drivers fault which by coincidence happened to be female drivers. but does that mean that all woman are crappy drivers? No......

So with your senerio "survey" men are the ones getting inot the phyical accident at the wheel (not the female) and here you are trying to blame it on the woman, do you really think its going to stand up in court with saying.....

Im sorry Your Honor, it wasn't my fault really, it was this sexy looking babe that was walking down the street, she's a woman and she caused the accident cause i couldn't help but noticing that she was such a hottie.

sorry epi judge ain't gonna stand for that kind of carp.

I have just lost respect for you as of today. I used to enjoy reading your threads and debates because you usaully open up some good/bad points for me to consider privately.

BUT this takes the cake.





Edit: (lost my connection while trying to edit. grrr)

Anyways, epidemic, Im really disappointed in you. I had always thought you were better than that. I guess that is my naiveties in me.

I answered yes but your examples are just a conspiracy theory.

And I agree with Neo. Epidemic, I, too, am disappointed in you.

You seem to have blinkered view of the world nowadays after that encounter with the plastic gator.

The correct answer, of course, is that boys between 16 and 21 cause the most and worst accidents and are the most aggressive and accident prone drivers.

Plus, they don't drive too good.

[mAdMaLuDaWg]

Is it just me or are people taking this joke way too seriously?