I guess that means my web page must be "for the birds" because the pigeons seem to like me.
A search for the word
outpatient currently list me as #4. Some days it's #3. Not too long ago Google listed me as #1,390,000+ (or somewhere so far down the list it would never show up).
Must have been all the bird seed I sent Google. And I just know it's my affiliation with Simon that's keeping me from that coveted #1 spot.