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Old 06-24-2003, 10:04 AM   #1 (permalink)
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How Google works.

(I'm sure somebody must have posted this, but I can't find it with a TechIMO search, so here it is again...)

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Old 06-24-2003, 10:40 AM   #2 (permalink)
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im sorry that is um looks like a seriously written gag. I don't belive that for one minute.
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Old 06-24-2003, 11:13 AM   #3 (permalink)
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I would certainly hope not Neo

Thats why ya gotta love Google.. a great product ...and they like to have fun too
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Old 06-24-2003, 11:29 AM   #4 (permalink)
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no i don't belive it at all. i mean come on. a bunch of pegions pecking at 3 random keys. and that thier way of resolving the poop issue is to "change" it into the googles white background.

good peice of writting done, someone really put a lot of thought into writing the article. very creative.
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Old 06-24-2003, 11:37 AM   #5 (permalink)
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They do not want you to know the real method.

Wood pecker bank. Woodpecker can hit of 1200 ppm (pecks per minute)
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Old 06-24-2003, 11:41 AM   #6 (permalink)
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I I thought all along it was something to do with web hits and algorithms and inter-linkages amongst web pages and referrals and all that.

Looks like even the best of us get fooled.
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Old 06-24-2003, 02:39 PM   #7 (permalink)
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hehehehe. I have read how google actaully works ages and ages ago in a national geographic mag in a dentist waiting room. It was all pretty dam sweeeeet.... can't remmber it tho
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Old 06-24-2003, 03:06 PM   #8 (permalink)
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I guess that means my web page must be "for the birds" because the pigeons seem to like me.

A search for the word outpatient currently list me as #4. Some days it's #3. Not too long ago Google listed me as #1,390,000+ (or somewhere so far down the list it would never show up).

Must have been all the bird seed I sent Google. And I just know it's my affiliation with Simon that's keeping me from that coveted #1 spot.
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with or without coconuts?

i still believe in the old search tools like www.altavista.com it's still a very good search engine, use it now all the time

i always ignore mainstream as you all know

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Old 06-24-2003, 04:51 PM   #10 (permalink)
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I hear ya OuT If you do a google search for Xtreme Pc I'm #2 and if you do a Xtreme Pc Central I'm #1 so the birds must like me too
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