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Old 06-20-2003, 07:46 PM   #1 (permalink)
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If I were God for a day...

In the comedy "Bruce Almighty", actor Jim Carrey is given omnipotence and uses it to potty train his dog.

What would you do (selfish or not) if you were God for a day?

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Old 06-20-2003, 07:48 PM   #2 (permalink)
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well for one, first thing I'd do is make it last for more than 1 day, thats for sure =)
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Old 06-20-2003, 07:56 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Amen

or should I say Awomen
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Old 06-20-2003, 08:57 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Well, I don't know. It'd be hard. You saw in the movie the repercussions of some of his actions, and I think that would be the case if we did anything with our limited knowledge. I would think the burden would be a curse, and not a blessing because you could really only make things worse.

Aw, what the heck, I'd set myself up with a bunch of cool stuff like a new computer and a new porsche!
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Amen

or should I say Awomen
nope, you should say Amen
One thing I'd so is give us cooler temps and more trees and lakes here in Kansas, haha
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Old 06-20-2003, 09:54 PM   #6 (permalink)
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I would give ALL the politicians, lawyers, law enforcement, and stock brokers, among others, lie detector and drug tests. And let the heads roll. Send all the drug offenders to rehab and put those who failed the lie detector test to prison in their place. Sex offenders would banished to the everglades with a canteen and 1 lb of beef jerky. Hillary Clinton would become Martha Stewart's lawyer.
I would appropriate Monaco and have a Formula 1 race ao Monte Carlo every weekend with all the parties, etc..etc and live happily ever after.
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Old 06-20-2003, 09:59 PM   #7 (permalink)
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pickel, I hope you'll let Jeff Gordon drive one of those F1s, unless you're gonna keep nascar around too, and can I pleeeeaaassseee have one race out here in no man's land per year?
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Jmebonner..The restrictor plates would have to GO. Run what you brung. No holds barred. Let em mix it up, wide open racing!!!!!!!
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Old 06-20-2003, 10:03 PM   #9 (permalink)
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I wouldn't want to be God for even one second. Too hard of a job for me.
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When you're God, you can delegate your authority and kick back.
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