would they really say those things?? or no?

[draboo]

statements youre NOT gonna hear a woman say:


I liked that wedding even more than ours. Your ex-girlfriend has class.
You know, I've been complaining a lot lately. I don't blame you for ignoring me.
My mother is going to take care of the tab, so order another round for you and your friends.
Don't get up, I kinda like sleeping in the wetspot.
I know I'm sore and my parents are in the other room, but I still want you right now!
That was fun, when will all of your friends be over to watch pornos again?
I bet it would be kinky to watch you with our baby-sitter Tracy.
Honey, did you leave that skid in the toilet bowl? Good one!
The new girl in my office is a stripper. I invited her over for dinner on Friday.
You're my daddy! You're my daddy!
While you were in the bathroom, they went for it on fourth down and missed. If they can hold them to a field goal they'll still cover.
Bar food again!? Kick ass.
Don't dirty up your T-shirt wiping that up, use my blouse.
That girl is wearing the same outfit as I am. Cool, I'm gonna go over and talk to her.
I love hearing stories about your old girlfriends, tell me more.
I like using this new lawn mower so much more than the old one, what a wonderful Valentine's day gift!
Let's just leave the toilet seat "up" at all times, then you don't have to mess with it anymore.
I've decided to buy myself a boob job. How big do you want 'em?
It's only the third quarter, you should order a couple more pitchers.
Honey, come here! Watch me do a Tequila shot off of Chuck's bare ass!
I'm so happy with my new hairstyle, I don't think I'll ever change it again.
Damn! I love when my pillow smells like your cigars and scotch. You passed out before brushing your teeth again, ya' big silly!
You are so much smarter than my father.
If we're not going to have sex, then you have to let me watch Grandstand.

and i ll throw in my own:

these jeans DO make me look fat?? gee,thanks for your honesty,hon!!

anyone else think of any others?

hmm...maybe after the OOOPS thead,i better watch it

[swamp-fox]

I'm sorry honey, you were right again.

That's too much to spend on a stupid ring. ( hairdo, blouse makeup, etc)

You work your @$$ off 16-18 hours a day go ahead and get whatever you want.

I believe in equality, let me get the check and take you home to my place.

[Blueliner]

in addition, things women need to understand:

Just because it's a "B-movie" does not mean it's bad, it's just a different genre. Who cares that Death Race 2000, The Ice Pirates, and Evil Dead didn't win Oscars?

FIVE SECOND RULE! That foods still clean and as long as you pick it up in time, no germs can get on it.

We KNOW rasslin' is fake, ok? Just think of it as a soap opera fror men and leave it at that.

When I said I'd help clean up, I ment when I think the place needs to be cleaned up. If there is no visable dirt, grime, or filth (or at least not TOO visable) the place is clean.

Just because it's half-time, time out, or between periods does not mean I have to listen to you, I might miss out on some important commentary, stats, or replay.

[Chuckiechan]

Honey, can I darn your socks?

Those worn out underware look like they are cool for summer. You should keep them!

I ain't getting into this one!

Brave men you are, with all the ladies that lurk here.

Cheers
Mick the coward.

[rubyred]

ya women do read these stupid posts, draboo and you are spending toooo much time at the computer, it's time to do the laundry and dishes, scrub the floor and vacume.

and now I see just what you are doing on the computer so now we will have to move your puter next to mine for a while till you calm down.

[ben-the-slacker]

[draboo]

AGAIN!

[rubyred]

there seems to be a need for clairification, the part that says draboo and you in my replay earlier, does not mean mickwish and draboo, (draboo was confused)